it is sep 1st so basically happy halloween
ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
robert downey jr’s name is actually robert
his friends call him robert
not robert downey jr
sometimes i realize that his last name isn’t junior
and i’m like woah
oh god his drivers license probably says downey, robert
I’ve heard some of his close friends call him Bob.
Fucking kids care more about each other than we do
I was gone from school for two weeks after being in an accident and when i came back to school literally no one gave a fuck. I wish we can all go back to our 4 year old selves because growing up teaches us how to hate and be self centered.
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
Please, I want this on underwear