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hermoines:

it is sep 1st so basically happy halloween

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

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star-trek-comics:

trekking ball

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relahvant:

why do things have to cost money

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thementalpotato:

starkspangledfeelings:

rhinestonelives:

pizzaforpresident:

barackfuckingobama:

robert downey jr’s name is actually robert 

like 

his friends call him robert 

not robert downey jr

thats weird

sometimes i realize that his last name isn’t junior

it’s downey

and i’m like woah

oh god his drivers license probably says downey, robert

I’ve heard some of his close friends call him Bob.

Bob.

bob

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how though

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totallyfubar:

…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?

shamelustly:

tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

I was gone from school for two weeks after being in an accident and when i came back to school literally no one gave a fuck. I wish we can all go back to our 4 year old selves because growing up teaches us how to hate and be self centered. 

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

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I want this on a shirt.

Please, I want this on underwear

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